I like butter and butter

We were watching some home videos the other night and we all had a good laugh at Dahlia when she was 2. In the video I came into the kitchen and found Dahlia eating butter.

Me:       "Dahlia! What are you doing? How much butter did you eat?"
Dahlia:  "Five butter."

Who knows how much five butter is, but she didn't hesitate to say it.

Ears have feelings too.

The fire alarms went off the other day as Honoria was taking a nap. Mindy went up to get her and sure enough she was pretty scared of the rude awakening.

H: That scared MEEEE!
M: Yes, honey I'm sorry.
H: That SCARE MEEEE!
M: I know, it's over now.
H: That scared my EAR!