Old fashioned trail mix

Talking about food for our camping trip, Honoria mentioned this idea:
"Mommy, we should make trail mix and put chopped twinkies in it!  We have not had that for a LONG time!!"

I'm pretty sure she didn't even know what a twinkie was.

Purely Hypothetical

The kids were on a roll asking each other hypothetical questions like, "If you could legally buy a moneymaker for five dollars, would you?"

Then Honoria thought she could get in on the fun too,
"If you saw a store that said "moneymakers," and you went inside, and all they had was tiny airplanes, what would you do?"

WHAT WOULD YOU DO!!!??

Honoria defines beef cattle

"Do you know what beef cows are? They are a kind of cows with beef inside."

- Honoria

Cut! What is this nonsense?

I was watching a movie with the kids and Honoria asked me, "Why do they have music playing? And you can't hear them talk?"

You know, one of those scenes where the sun is shining and everyone is happily rafting down the river... to music... and you can't hear what they are saying, but it looks like they are having fun.

Yeah.

Tough questions from Juila

"Where is the longest noodle in the world?"

"What is the deepest creek in the world?"

I wish I had the answers.