Code Monkey not even real toy

This is one from the archives that I never posted, probably from when Anthony was 4 or 5.

Anth: He said "Code Monkey goes to the front desk".
Me: Yup, he did.

Anth: Why is the song called Code Monkey?
Me: Just to be funny.

Anth: Why is the first name of the song Code?
Me: Just to be funny.

Anth: Why is the last name of the song Monkey?
Me: Just to be funny.

Me: Do you like the song?
Anth: I don't like the name. Code Monkeys are not real.
Me: No, they're not real.

Anth: Code Monkeys aren't even real toys!
Me: Nope, they are just pretend for this song.

Anth: Yeah, they're funny.

Yohan the ninja

The kids were playing out in their snow fort and later in the day I asked Dahlia about it. She told me they were pretending to be from Japan. She said "Anthony is Yohan, Joey is Louie, and I am Emily."

Anthony said

I'm lasso proof.