Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Old Anthony quotes long forgotten
* “What is an egg like?”
* “What is a building?”
* “What is the last number?”
* “Construction workers are good?”
* “Stars are mammals?”
* “Daddy said pork chops make everybody sick.”
* “Joey - you lizard. Go away lizard.”
* “Joey is a mascot”
* “Mascots eat?”
* Conversations with his mom:
“This is a sharpener?”
Mom: Yes
“It doesn’t sharpen my hand?”
Mom: No
“It just sharpens knives?”
Mom: Yes
“Mommy, there is an animal in my nose.”
Mom: Do you want a kleenex?
“No, I got it out with my finger.”
* “What is a building?”
* “What is the last number?”
* “Construction workers are good?”
* “Stars are mammals?”
* “Daddy said pork chops make everybody sick.”
* “Joey - you lizard. Go away lizard.”
* “Joey is a mascot”
* “Mascots eat?”
* Conversations with his mom:
“This is a sharpener?”
Mom: Yes
“It doesn’t sharpen my hand?”
Mom: No
“It just sharpens knives?”
Mom: Yes
“Mommy, there is an animal in my nose.”
Mom: Do you want a kleenex?
“No, I got it out with my finger.”
Mothers are invaluable
Anthony has a friend name Rebecca that comes over to play once in a while. She lives on a dairy farm and the other day she lent him her toy combine to play with for a while. Anthony loves the combine and “harvests” corn and wheat all day long.
The other day he was needing some direction so he asked Mindy, “What should I harvest now?” Mindy replied, “How about some corn?”, at which Anthony got really excited and started working.
He later paused and asked Mindy, “Do real combine drivers do that?”
“Do what, sweetheart?”
“Ask their mothers?” he said.
Mindy laughed as she told me this story and I thought that maybe some farmers to ask their mothers what to harvest next.
The other day he was needing some direction so he asked Mindy, “What should I harvest now?” Mindy replied, “How about some corn?”, at which Anthony got really excited and started working.
He later paused and asked Mindy, “Do real combine drivers do that?”
“Do what, sweetheart?”
“Ask their mothers?” he said.
Mindy laughed as she told me this story and I thought that maybe some farmers to ask their mothers what to harvest next.
Anthony on marriage
Me: Have you ever been to a wedding before?
Ant: Ya, Tami’s!!
Me: Are you going to get married some day?
Ant: Yaa
Me: Who are you going to marry?
Ant: You! … And Joey.
Me: Oh. Well you can’t marry us because we are your family and we are boys. When you get married you will have to marry a girl. You probably don’t even know who she is yet.
Ant: What should we name her?
Me: … umm, You could call her darling.
Ant: Ya, Tami’s!!
Me: Are you going to get married some day?
Ant: Yaa
Me: Who are you going to marry?
Ant: You! … And Joey.
Me: Oh. Well you can’t marry us because we are your family and we are boys. When you get married you will have to marry a girl. You probably don’t even know who she is yet.
Ant: What should we name her?
Me: … umm, You could call her darling.
Wrestle Mania
Anthony and Joey decided to do the classic kid thing tonight and jump on my stomach. I remember when it was really fun to jump on uncle Kenny’s stomach. Bouncing up and down on Daddy’s tummy got them laughing and giggling pretty good.
While I was playing foosball, Joey was just standing at the window watching the neighbors play with their dogs. Very content little guy.
While I was playing foosball, Joey was just standing at the window watching the neighbors play with their dogs. Very content little guy.
Friday, January 12, 2007
Camping Underwear
Joey is 2.5 years old.
Mindy: Your underwear have binoculars and boots on them. They are camping underwear!
Joey: Yeah! I can go camping in these with a girl.
Mindy: Maybe on your honeymoon, eh?
Joey: Yeah - on my honeymoon!
Mindy: Your underwear have binoculars and boots on them. They are camping underwear!
Joey: Yeah! I can go camping in these with a girl.
Mindy: Maybe on your honeymoon, eh?
Joey: Yeah - on my honeymoon!
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