I like butter and butter

We were watching some home videos the other night and we all had a good laugh at Dahlia when she was 2. In the video I came into the kitchen and found Dahlia eating butter.

Me:       "Dahlia! What are you doing? How much butter did you eat?"
Dahlia:  "Five butter."

Who knows how much five butter is, but she didn't hesitate to say it.

Ears have feelings too.

The fire alarms went off the other day as Honoria was taking a nap. Mindy went up to get her and sure enough she was pretty scared of the rude awakening.

H: That scared MEEEE!
M: Yes, honey I'm sorry.
H: That SCARE MEEEE!
M: I know, it's over now.
H: That scared my EAR!

Ice Crabbin'

I took Julia ice fishing for her Birthday (yes she really wanted to do this) and it was pretty fun. At one point while we were in the portable ice shack we had this conversation:

Julia: What is that noise out there?
Me: That would be a woodpecker.
Julia: Oh, I thought it was a crab coming closer to our shanty.

The sky is falling?

We have a train that goes by the house and the kids really like to watch it. One day when it was really foggy, the train was going by and Julia said, "I can't see it cuz the sky is in the way!"

Oh, and one more thing:
 "Bees make apple pie." - Julia

Julia is disappointed

When I was putting the girls to bed tonight, Julia (3 yrs.) started crying. I asked here what was wrong and she said, "You disappointed me." Not sure what to think of that, I asked how I disappointed her and she responded, "By talking to me." I assured her that I was done talking and she could go to sleep now. That seemed to make her feel much better.

Hold your broken leg this way

Julia can be a pretty funny little girl. Yesterday she said, out of the blue, "I've got a broken leg. This leg is broken because it hurts when I'm walking on it. That's why I have to hold it like this."

Mail man awkwardness

The FEDEX man rang the doorbell and Mindy went to to door holding Honoria, followed by Joey and Dahlia. When Mindy opened the door, she heard Dahlia say, "Hi, cutey pie!"

It took Mindy a second to register, and there was an awkward pause. Then Mindy said to Dahlia, "Heh heh, you were talking to the baby, right?" (which of course she was). The guy chuckled, handed Mindy the package and moved on.