You want to go where everybody knows your name

While we were at the park, Dahlia came up to me all excited and said, "That little kid said your name! He said 'Daddy!'"

Does salt do that?

Nathaniel said, "This tastes good and salty."

Dahlia piped up right away and said, "And salt make me burp."

Ask. Listen. Hit.

“Do not hit people with that! Especially if you don’t ask first!” - Anthony lecturing Dahlia on the etiquette of hitting people with stuff.

Spicy Protein

As Dahlia was eating an egg this morning she said, “It has some protein on it. I can taste it. It’s pretty spicy for me.”

Clarity about colors, please.

Nathaniel said:

“What’s the closest color to clear? White?”

Not like a clown fish

Dahlia told Mindy the other day that, “When she (Mindy) grows up she will be a man!”

Sick is relative

I was making peanut butter sandwiches and about to spread one for Nathaniel when Anthony blurted out, “There is mold on that bread!”

I looked and sure enough it was starting to get moldy on the back of the slice. “Thanks for noticing that, bud. Joey could have gotten really sick,” I said.

“He is sick.” Anthony responded. (He had a sniffly nose.)